Patti's Points to Ponder

  • Think before you press “send.” How will this sound if it’s being read aloud in a Courtroom?
  • You signed what?!
  • Once you leave the house you’ll never get back in.
  • You pay me a lot of money to not follow my advice.
  • I’ve done this before; you have not.
  • I’m not here to tell you what you want to hear – My job is to tell you what you need to hear.
  • It’s your job to take care of your children.
  • When you’re talking, you’re not listening.
  • Anything other than “no” means “yes.”
  • If you use up all your ammunition you won’t have any.
  • When they’re being too nice to you, that’s when you have to worry.
  • It is not worth it to you to pay me to argue about old sheets and towels. That is why God made Walmart.
  • Don’t call me after you’ve been to Court. I won’t be able to undo what happened.

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